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Read The Card
When we moved into our new home, the first one we owned rather than rented, two of my husband's friends gave him a bottle of champagne.
In the hustle and bustle of getting settled, the gift was tucked away and temporarily forgotten.
Three months later we held a Christening party for our third child. Champagne flowed in celebration until, running short, we remembered our housewarming gift.
In front of our guests, I opened the attached card and read it aloud, ‘Harry, take good care of this one--it's yours!’
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I smile! Because I don't know what the hell is going on.
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