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C'mon, Tell Me
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.
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"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"
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"Baby, " he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."
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Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.
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"Okay," he said, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven - then there's you - nine, ten, 11, 12, 13....."
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