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I Need My Gloves
During the wedding reception in the family mansion, the bride's Grandfather slipped her a $500 bill which she concealed in her glove, since he told her to keep it for "mad money".
By tradition, the couple spent their first night together in the historic house. The bride's Grandmother saw her sneaking down the stairs later that night and asked where she was going.
"I left my gloves in the library, Grand-MaMa and it's important that I have them."
"Oh you youngsters!" the Grandmother sighed. "You march yourself right back upstairs and grab hold of that thing with your bare hands just as I did your Grandfather's."
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"May I go swimming, Mommy?"
"No, you may not. There are sharks here."
"But Daddy's swimming."
"He's insured."
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