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Top That
These two kids were talking and making up stories.
"My father can run 1000 miles in one day."
"Oh yeah? When my father raises up his hands he can reach the
sky."
"Oh yeah? When your father raises his hands into the clouds, does he feel something soft up there?"
"Yeah, he said he does."
"Well, those are my father balls."
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There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don’t know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president. -- Kurt Vonnegut, "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004
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Holiday Endurance
Your nutty relatives have shown up on your doorsteps. Sure it's a time for giving, but they are so demanding. Give 'em what they want, when they want it and get 'em out of the house before Mother's holiday dinner hits the table.
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