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Fireman
A Fireman came home from work one day & told his wife: "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire dept. Bell ONE...we all put our coats on....Bell TWO rings.....we all slide down the pole. Bell THREE rings....we are on the truck & ready to go.
From now on, WE are going to run this house the same way.
When I say Bell ONE...Strip naked. Bell TWO...you jump into bed and Bell THREE...we screw all night long.
The next night he comes home from work & yells...Bell ONE! She takes off her clothes. He yells: "Bell TWO!" She jumps into bed. He yells: "Bell THREE!" They begin...
After two minutes, she yells... BELL FOUR!
"What the heck is Bell Four?", he asks.
"MORE hose", she says...."You ain't NOWHERE near the fire!"
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