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In Court
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel: "An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in a 'compromising position.'"
"See, I have a problem with that passion business," responded the jury candidate.
"During my first marriage, I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor.
All I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot him."
She wasn't selected for the jury.
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