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Expertise Always Pays Off
A man and his ten-year-old son walk into an open air market. The child is amusing himself by flipping a quarter into the air and catching it in his teeth.
Another patron in the market bumped into the boy and the quarter went right into his mouth and down his throat where it lodged.
The boy immediately began to choke and wheeze. As his face gets darker, his father tries vainly to pound him on the back to dislodge the quarter. Others come over to help or offer advice. There is quite a ruckus.
At the coffee bar in the market, there is a very collected looking woman in a dark blue business suit. Hearing the commotion, she puts her unfinished coffee cup down, folds her newspaper neatly and lays it on the counter.
Then she gets up, walks unhurriedly to the crowd around the boy, and grips him by the testicles. She gradually increases the firmness of her grip until she is squeezing quite hard.
Suddenly, the boy coughs up the quarter, which she catches deftly with her other hand. She then hands the quarter to the father, and walks calmly back to the counter, opens her newspaper and proceeds to finish her coffee.
The father, after making sure his son is all right, comes over to her and offers profuse thanks. "I've never seen anyone do anything like that before," he says, "are you a doctor?"
"No," she replies, "a divorce attorney."
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"Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but did you ever see a man wearing a shirt that buttons down the back?" -- Unknown
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