| Home |
|
|
|
| Hooverdog.com : Bad Joke : Ship Her Home |
|
|
|
||||
[Previous Joke: "Cold Turkey"] [Main Index] [Next Joke: "Before You Look"]
Ship Her Home
A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why?" Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150.00?"
The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that chance."
(Thanks Ed)
===============
I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them. -- Bette Midler
[ Play a quick game! ]
Letter Rip
Put your brain into overdrive and Letter Rip! Create as many words as you can before time runs out. Beat the clock and advance to an entirely different puzzle. Power Players can choose between Timed and Untimed games and play over 100 puzzle levels.
Search Jokes:
Copyright Hooverdog.com 2003