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What do you want for Christmas?
Little Wendy is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"?
Little Wendy replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe".
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken".
"No", said Wendy, "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken"
(Thanks Les)
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