| Home |
|
|
|
| Hooverdog.com : Bad Joke : One Anomaly |
|
|
|
||||
[Previous Joke: "Forgot He Was Married"] [Main Index] [Next Joke: "These Things Happen"]
One Anomaly
A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first 'ever physical exam.
After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."
Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."
"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.
"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."
She said, "OK."
"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"
She answered, "Approximately 500."
"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor.
Running Doe replied, "We're called "
(I hate to do this to you)
"THE INDIANNIPPLELESS FIVE HUNDRED !"
(Thanks Les)
================
"A survey conducted by Durex Condoms found that Americans have sex an average of ninety-seven times per year. That means I have ninety-seven things on my to-do list. The sad part is it's almost December." -- Conan O'Brien
[ Play a quick game! ]
Blobs v2.0
Blobs is our own rendition of Peg Solitaire and HiQ - popular thinking games similar to Chinese Checkers. The object of the game here is simple .. as you jump Blobs over each other, the Blob that you jumped disappears. To complete a level and advance, just end up with only 1 Blob left on the board. Sounds simple enough, but there's a catch. You can only jump a Blob directly over another that is within an adjacent position. Still sound easy? Give it a go!
Search Jokes:
Copyright Hooverdog.com 2003