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Forgot He Was Married
Ralph and his wife were awakened one night to a terrible fight next door.
Turns out their next door neighbor's boyfriend had a . . . well, wife. And the wife was causing a nice little incident.
Ralph was jokingly defending the man, explaining that in some rare cases, a severe physical trauma can cause a man to actually forget that he's married.
Ralph's wife responded quickly, "Yeah, like a hard blow to the dick."
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My wife and I agreed that we would only smoke after sex. I've had the same pack of cigarettes since 1985. -- Rodney Dangerfield
(This is one of my very favorite Dangerfield jokes, the world just won't be the same without him.)
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