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Time Off
I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already.
I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning
out and give me some time off.
I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde..it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
My coworker started following me and the Boss asked her where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark!" she said.
(Thanks Tim)
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At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies. -- P. G. Wodehouse, Uneasy Money
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