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Buggy
An Amish woman was driving her buggy to town when she was stopped by a state trooper. He said,"Ma'am, your tail light is not working and it needs to be repaired."
While writing the woman a ticket, the trooper happened to see a rope tied around the horse's testicles that went from under the horse to the front of the buggy.
The trooper said, "I don't think that rope is legal either, but I will only write you a ticket for the tail light."
Upon returning home, the woman told her husband, "Eli, I got stopped by the state trooper and you need to fix the left tail light. And while you are at it, have a look at the emergency brake, too."
(Thanks LaVonne)
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