| Home |
|
|
|
| Hooverdog.com : Bad Joke : Children |
|
|
|
||||
[Previous Joke: "Weight Loss Program"] [Main Index] [Next Joke: "And The Winner Is"]
Children
I have a 4 year old son and a 3 month old daughter.
A couple weeks ago we were in a waiting room waiting for my mother in law and the receptionist was talking to my son.
She asked him if he helped change his sisters diapers.
He responded, "No, they're yucky, Mommy does that."
Not the funniest thing, but then she asked him if he helped feed his sister, to which my son replied in his best 'duh' tone, "No, I don't have boobies!" At which point the receptionist nearly fell out of her chair.
================
Doug meets Bill at the bar for their usual after work drink. Bill is sitting there looking somewhat depressed.
Doug asks, "What's wrong pal?"
Bill replies, "Well, I finally succeeded in talking my girlfriend in to a threesome."
"Wow, lucky you. But why the long face?" Doug remarks.
Bill sighs and says, "Yeah, well, as the threesome into entered its second hour of hot and heavy action, it dawned on me that I really should have specified *my* involvement."
[ Play a quick game! ]
Charlie's Angels Codebreaker
Your mission is to prove that you have what it takes to get past the ultimate security system. You are faced with a walls of code blocks, which you must break through. Clear them all and you are one step closer to gaining full access to the main computer system and the secrets the hold.
Search Jokes:
Copyright Hooverdog.com 2003