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Little Johnny & Anatomy
With a list of anatomy on the blackboard, Little Johnnie raised his hand and said he would like to talk about it.
The teacher asked which part??
Little Johnnie replied he would talk about the penis. He starts by saying "My daddy has 2 of them".
At which time the teacher attempted to correct him by saying "No, Johnnie, you daddy has only one."
Little Johnnie, undeterred replied "Oh yes he does have two. One to pee through and the other to brush the baby sitters teeth!!"
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Having lunch in the clubhouse this last weekend, I couldn't help but overhear one woman golfer telling another,
"I got injured between the first and second hole."
"That's a bitch," said her friend,
"You'll never get a band-aid to stick there!"
(I don't know if I should thank Les for this joke or scold him for planting that mental picture in my head)
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