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Tourist
An American tourist seated at a sidewalk cafe in Madrid was about to order his food from the Spanish waiter, when he spied a huge dish of meat being served to a nearby customer.
"What is he having?" asked the tourist.
"That, senor, is called 'cajones del toro', what you Americans call 'mountain oysters'.
"Great", replied the tourist. "I'm from Texas and I love mountain oysters, so bring me an order of them".
"I'm sorry, senor, but they are available only immediately after the bull fights and no more will be available until tomorrow."
"O.K.", said the tourist. "I'll be here tomorrow at this time so have them ready for me."
Sure enough he arrives next day and the waiter brings out his meal. On the plate, however, are two scrawny, pitiful ovals of meat not even large enough to be an appetizer.
"What is this?" asked the tourist. "There's not enough meat here to feed my cat. I want the large 'cajones del toro' that you were serving yesterday!"
"I'm sorry, senor", replied the waiter, "but when the matador fights the bull, sometimes the bull wins."
(Thanks George)
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Several of us librarians received invitations, each of which had the person's name and an abbreviation of the job title. Reference Librarian, for example, was shortened to "Ref. Lib."
Since I work in the Local Studies section, mine was addressed to "Alan Duckworth, Local Stud."
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