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For All The Ladies: On Potty Training Men
You have to train men the same way you do a dog.
Be very clear about what behaviour is acceptable and then give them lots of praise on those occasions when they get anything right, and instant firm correction when they do something wrong.
Always use a calm voice.
Don't hit them, don't make them stay in the yard overnight. Don't stick their nose in the messes they make, but do make them clean it up. Restrict their access to power tools. Withold treats when necessary.
Potty training is often difficult with adult human males because their mothers didn't do it properly.
If they put the toilet seat down tell them what a nice boy they are, and then give them a treat.
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