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With Pleasure
I guess some things will never change.
I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave.
Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.
She said, "Well... the minimum I could work for is four hundred a week."
I told her I'd give her that much with pleasure.
She shook her head and replied, "With pleasure, it'll be $600 a week."
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Mary: I was always pleased by the sexual generosity of my ex. Every time we did it, he always made sure that I was satisfied first.
Jill: Well, that's very nice!
Mary: Yeah, but I wasn't so pleased when I found out that he extended the same generosity to the babysitter.
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