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Hit The Road
Little Johnny swears all the time. His mom tells him, "One more swear word out of you and you can hit the road!"
Sure enough, Little Johnny utters one more, and mom sends him packing. When it got dark, his mom got a little concerned. She was going to go look for him, but as soon as she opened the front door, there he sat on the front porch.
"You thought it over and decided to change your ways, right?" She asked.
"No." Little Johnny said, "I'm 7 years old, where the hell could I go?"
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Some men actually enjoy changing diapers and doing late night feedings. We must get to these men and talk sense into them before they ruin everything. -- Alan Thicke
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