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Oldie Blonde Joke
A blonde & brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who's perfect; 3 piece suit, great build with a nice butt, the bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff.
The man got off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors closed the brunette turned to the blonde and said, "Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."
To which the blonde replied, "How do you give Shoulders?"
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