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That's Nothing!
When I was at Fort Dix, N.J., for Army basic training, my father, an Air Force master sergeant, was stationed at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware. I got a weekend pass, and Dad picked me up Friday evening so we could drive home to Massachusetts.
On the way, we stopped at a diner. I was wearing my dress greens, and Dad was in dress blues.
The waitress looked puzzled as she took our order. "Is something wrong, ma'am?" I asked.
"It's unusual to see men in different services travelling together," she explained.
"That's nothing," Dad replied. "He's taking me home to sleep with his mother!"
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