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3 Times A Week!
A senior citizen goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, I have sex only once a week."
The doctor asks, "How old are you ?"
The patient replies "Seventy-five."
"Wait now. You're 75 and have sex once a week. I think that's wonderful.
What are you complaining about ?"
"My neighbor is almost eighty years old, and he says he has sex three times a week, every week."
The doctor smiled and said, "I can easily solve your problem.
From now on, you say the same thing."
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