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03/20/2007: HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN
02/12/2007: Read The Card
02/06/2007: Wedding Ring
02/05/2007: Why My Friends Split Up
12/29/2006: Castro's Army
10/23/2006: Incredible Sex
07/07/2006: Not The Response He Was Looking For
07/06/2006: Honeymoon Night
07/04/2006: 100 Camels for Wife
07/02/2006: C'mon, Tell Me
06/27/2006: Terrible Smell
03/17/2006: Idiot's Guide To Sex.....
03/16/2006: I Didn't Think You Had It In You
03/11/2006: I Need My Gloves
03/09/2006: Top That
12/30/2005: Dopey
12/20/2005: Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man
10/19/2005: Elvis!
09/22/2005: Having Your Way
09/16/2005: Chuck
08/28/2005: Fireman
08/03/2005: Weekend Passes
08/01/2005: In Court
06/17/2005: What On Earth Is That?
05/27/2005: Mike And Maureen Land On Mars
05/05/2005: The Au-Pair's Boyfriend
04/19/2005: A Personal Friend
03/23/2005: Expertise Always Pays Off
03/15/2005: The Magic Troll
03/06/2005: Life Changes
03/04/2005: Employment Office
02/17/2005: Camouflage Training
02/13/2005: Shipwrecked
02/04/2005: A Theory of Hell
01/28/2005: Sir Archibald Carpley
01/23/2005: Tell Me ..
01/16/2005: Before You Look
01/06/2005: Ship Her Home
01/05/2005: Cold Turkey
01/02/2005: Chinese Customs
12/31/2004: Behave Yourself
12/30/2004: Can You...
12/15/2004: Thigh Meat this Holiday Season??
12/09/2004: Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman
12/07/2004: What do you want for Christmas?
11/30/2004: Signs Your Spouse Is Sleeping With Santa
11/23/2004: A Day At The Park
11/18/2004: Evil Incarnate
11/06/2004: My Wife's Been Cheatin' on Me
11/02/2004: Germs
10/24/2004: These Things Happen
10/15/2004: One Anomaly
10/07/2004: Forgot He Was Married
10/03/2004: Time Off
09/26/2004: A Simple Misunderstanding
09/22/2004: The Golfing Nun
09/19/2004: Weight Problem
09/12/2004: The Piano Player
09/11/2004: Best Friend & My Wife
08/29/2004: Stay Healthy
08/27/2004: Priests
08/26/2004: Bull In A Candy Store
08/25/2004: Buggy
08/22/2004: Union Man
08/13/2004: King Size Performance
08/07/2004: Crying Husband
08/06/2004: Just Waiting
08/03/2004: Differences
07/29/2004: Reunion Talk
07/27/2004: Double Takin'
07/23/2004: God May Already Have Won!
07/22/2004: An Unusual Pet
07/20/2004: Travelling Salesman
07/18/2004: And The Winner Is
07/16/2004: Children
07/13/2004: Weight Loss Program
07/09/2004: It Starts
07/08/2004: On A Scale Of One To Ten
07/06/2004: Dirty Johnny
07/02/2004: Transportation In Heaven
06/29/2004: Little Johnny & Anatomy
06/28/2004: Curtain Rods
06/27/2004: I'm Pregnant
06/22/2004: What Will You Do If I Die Before You Do?
06/19/2004: He Got Lucky?
06/17/2004: Horny Mosquitoes
06/15/2004: Size Of His Feet
06/12/2004: Paddy Murphy
06/10/2004: Mr. John Smith
06/08/2004: Pirate
06/07/2004: I Want To Join Your Club
06/04/2004: 100 Year Old Twins
05/29/2004: The Show For The Troops
05/27/2004: Pilot’s Thumbs
05/25/2004: Insulting Drunk
05/22/2004: Lawyer in Bangkok
05/20/2004: Get Out Of That!
05/19/2004: Exciting Experiences
05/18/2004: Sexual Positions
05/15/2004: Lonely Lady
05/12/2004: Farmer Jones
05/11/2004: Ought To Be Hung!
05/08/2004: Sheep Humor
05/04/2004: That's A Nice Way To Put It
04/28/2004: Twenty Years Ago
04/23/2004: Circle Fly
04/19/2004: The Cowboy Way
04/16/2004: 115 Year Old Man
04/06/2004: New York City Cabbie
04/02/2004: Favorite Drink
04/01/2004: The Elephant
03/31/2004: Gorgeous Ex-Girlfriend
03/29/2004: Where Does A Baby Come From?
03/23/2004: A Little Dust Cloud
03/20/2004: Idiots Guide To Sex
03/19/2004: Assistance
03/13/2004: What Kind Of Place Is This?
03/11/2004: Grass Hut Palace
03/08/2004: Floored Her
03/07/2004: Earthquake
03/06/2004: A Humming Sound
03/04/2004: Old Bull and Young Bull
02/28/2004: A Single Word
02/26/2004: Mr. Gorilla
02/24/2004: Experimental Treatment
02/23/2004: Amish Blonde
02/22/2004: Dizzy
02/19/2004: What Kind Of Deodorant?
02/18/2004: Pumpkin Patch Passion
02/14/2004: Gentlemen
02/12/2004: There's Some Things You Just Can't Explain
02/11/2004: Innocence
02/07/2004: A Woman's B. J. Etiquette Rules
02/05/2004: Tech Support Question
01/31/2004: Don't Jump! Don't Jump!
01/30/2004: We Don't Drive
01/29/2004: Cosmetic Surgery
01/28/2004: Cowboy Captured By Indians
01/24/2004: Two Circles
01/22/2004: Few Words
01/21/2004: Legal Procedures
01/16/2004: Walking Joke
01/15/2004: Golf Story
01/14/2004: Weather Related
01/13/2004: The Harmonica
01/09/2004: Petition
01/08/2004: Olympic Humor
01/07/2004: How Much?
01/04/2004: Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped
01/02/2004: Marketing
01/01/2004: Marriage, Just My Luck!
12/30/2003: What A Shameful Disgrace
12/29/2003: Cow Sounds?
12/26/2003: New Strip Act
12/24/2003: Beer Troubleshooting
12/23/2003: What Sins?
12/21/2003: The Rodeo Position
12/18/2003: Bring Me My Red Shirt!
12/16/2003: Confess
12/15/2003: How Do You Unlock Your Door?
12/13/2003: Pearly Gate Test
12/10/2003: Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is Having An Affair With Santa Claus
12/08/2003: Why The Angel Is On Top Of The Tree
12/05/2003: Beer
12/04/2003: I Need To Get A Message To My Mother
12/03/2003: Take A Shower
12/01/2003: Champagne
11/29/2003: Worthy
11/25/2003: Delayed Train
11/24/2003: 1234
11/23/2003: True Medical Stories
11/21/2003: Xerox Flasher
11/20/2003: Going Against Migraine
11/19/2003: Amazing Texan
11/17/2003: I'll Need A Specimen
11/15/2003: Different Women
11/13/2003: Strange Laws
11/12/2003: Mysterious Death
11/11/2003: Once Is Never Enough For Randy
11/10/2003: Free Blonde
11/08/2003: I Scored Too!
11/07/2003: The Witness
11/05/2003: Birdie Humor
11/04/2003: X-Ray Glasses
11/03/2003: Stuffed Animals
10/31/2003: The Male Mind
10/29/2003: Little Mary in Sunday School
10/28/2003: A Nun's Story
10/27/2003: Nudist Colony
10/26/2003: Do You Sell Condoms Here?
10/25/2003: Sunday School
10/23/2003: Compassionate Home Leave
10/21/2003: Marital Compatibility
10/20/2003: The Naughty Nighty
10/18/2003: Yes, Of Course I Am
10/17/2003: First Meeting With The DEVIL
10/16/2003: Herma What
10/15/2003: Gynecologist To Mechanic
10/14/2003: Yard Worker
10/13/2003: Artificial Insemination
10/10/2003: A Priest and a Rabbi
10/09/2003: Tractor
10/08/2003: A Witch's Revenge
10/07/2003: On Top Of Each Other
10/06/2003: Power Word
10/04/2003: Equal Privileges
10/03/2003: From The TRUE STORY Files:
10/02/2003: What Happened To Cinderella?
10/01/2003: Matzoh Ball Soup
09/30/2003: Less
09/29/2003: The Older Man
09/27/2003: Newlyweds
09/26/2003: A Bad Day At The Office
09/25/2003: Surprise Visit
09/24/2003: Top Reasons To Go To Work Naked
09/23/2003: The Rules - Male Version
09/22/2003: Two Men
09/20/2003: A Nine Year Old's Point View
09/19/2003: Take Care Not To Get Pregnant
09/18/2003: Swimming Lesson
09/17/2003: Why I Fired My Secretary
09/16/2003: You Pay By The Centimeter
09/15/2003: Thought I Was A Cowboy!
09/04/2003: Newborn Baby
09/03/2003: Elvis!
09/02/2003: Orange And Black Stripes
09/01/2003: Sister Margaret
08/30/2003: You Ask
08/29/2003: Four Types Of Orgasm
08/28/2003: Pecker Problem
08/27/2003: Very Talented Octopus
08/26/2003: New Husband
08/25/2003: The Relationship with your Significant Other Is Over When
08/24/2003: Tourist
08/22/2003: Rough Tough and Selfish
08/21/2003: Balance - Australia Version
08/20/2003: Headache Remedy
08/19/2003: The Little Man
08/18/2003: Difficult And Impossible
08/16/2003: The Sizing Fence
08/15/2003: $400 A Night
08/13/2003: One For The Salesmen
08/12/2003: The Prisoner
08/11/2003: Check Your Receipt
08/09/2003: What Will He Be?
08/08/2003: She Who Laughs Last
08/07/2003: The Sunbather
08/06/2003: An Extraordinarily Handsome Man
08/05/2003: Funeral
08/04/2003: Old Lady And The Bank President
08/02/2003: What Would You Suggest
08/01/2003: Toast
07/30/2003: Bad Form
07/29/2003: Bring Me A Sample
07/28/2003: Comparing Stories
07/26/2003: It Could Be Worse
07/25/2003: Sheep Breeding
07/24/2003: Two Aliens Landed In The Arizona Desert
07/23/2003: Pay Back
07/22/2003: A Rich Lonely Widow
07/21/2003: For All The Ladies: On Potty Training Men
07/19/2003: The Zebra
07/18/2003: Irish Wedding Tale
07/17/2003: Ladies Night
07/16/2003: With Pleasure
07/15/2003: How They Make Rubber Gloves
07/14/2003: Strict Policy
07/13/2003: Paratroopers
07/12/2003: Then You Can Marry My Daughter
07/11/2003: Old-Maid Sisters
07/10/2003: Moral/Ethical Dilemma
07/09/2003: Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work.
07/08/2003: This Ever Happen To You?
07/07/2003: The Contest
07/06/2003: Education
07/05/2003: Caught In The Dark
07/03/2003: In Heaven
07/02/2003: Magazine Subscriptions
07/01/2003: Another Genie Joke
06/30/2003: Waiting Outside
06/29/2003: Mermaid
06/28/2003: Weight Loss Program
06/27/2003: Bearly Possible
06/26/2003: Men's Errors And Length Of Time Until You Can Expect *Not* To Get Any.
06/25/2003: I'm Saving Myself For Marriage
06/24/2003: Texans Aren't So Tough
06/23/2003: Married A Nun
06/21/2003: Cleveland Parachute Club
06/20/2003: Two of Us
06/19/2003: Fifty Priests
06/18/2003: Being Prepared
06/17/2003: Way Ahead
06/16/2003: A Likely Story
06/14/2003: Little Sandy
06/13/2003: New Watch
06/12/2003: Traveling Salesman
06/11/2003: Leprechaun
06/10/2003: Tonto
06/09/2003: Nude Running
06/07/2003: Tin Cup
06/06/2003: What Did The Vet Do To That Bull?
06/05/2003: Who's Coming?
06/04/2003: Red Ring
06/03/2003: Videotaped Presentation
06/02/2003: The Milkman
06/01/2003: Why Guys Have All The Luck
05/31/2003: The Bad Son
05/30/2003: Woman From New York
05/29/2003: Sunday School Class Teacher
05/28/2003: Emma Den I
05/27/2003: Going To A Party?
05/26/2003: Snake Handler
05/24/2003: Grandpa Offers Advice
05/23/2003: Marketing Explained
05/22/2003: So Proud Of My School
05/21/2003: Pious Parrots
05/20/2003: You Want It On The Bed?
05/19/2003: It Wasn't That Bad
05/17/2003: The Butler Did It
05/16/2003: Coochie Green
05/14/2003: A Hunter Joke
05/13/2003: Moral Standards
05/12/2003: Signs
05/09/2003: Uh-Oh, What Have I Done Now?
05/08/2003: Texans Save The Day!
05/07/2003: Eternal Torment
05/06/2003: Doctor, Doctor
05/05/2003: Counting On His Fingers
05/04/2003: The Performance
05/03/2003: A Little Birdie Told Me
05/02/2003: Socrates
05/01/2003: The Gorilla
04/30/2003: It Will Cost You A Quarter
04/29/2003: Two Indians And A Moron
04/28/2003: Bathing Suit
04/27/2003: Things Aren't So Bad
04/26/2003: Newly Wed Couple
04/25/2003: Slight Mistake
04/24/2003: That's Correct
04/23/2003: I Want To Buy A Bra For My Wife.
04/22/2003: "What Size, Please?"
04/21/2003: Keep Potent All Night
04/20/2003: My Bladder Knows I'm Home
04/18/2003: Computer Is Down
04/15/2003: Old-Timer's Dance
04/14/2003: The Camel
04/13/2003: The Bride
04/11/2003: A Talking Chicken
04/10/2003: The Voyage
04/06/2003: Got Any Kids?
04/03/2003: 7 Things Men Won't Say.....
04/02/2003: Quantum Physics
03/31/2003: Who To Fire?
03/30/2003: Empty Checking Account
03/28/2003: All I Wanted Was A Girl With ...
03/27/2003: Honeymoon Of An Electronics Engineer
03/26/2003: Calm Thoughts
03/24/2003: The Chemistry Set
03/21/2003: Serious Condition
03/17/2003: Sworn Off Women
03/16/2003: Plugged In
03/15/2003: Suppository
03/14/2003: Hangover
03/13/2003: The Bird Dog
03/10/2003: It's Actually Romantic
03/08/2003: Short Ones
03/07/2003: Pierre & Marie
03/06/2003: Doctor Helpful
03/04/2003: Death Of The Energizer Bunny
03/03/2003: Free Drinks
02/28/2003: Nude Beach
02/26/2003: Don't Say A Word
02/25/2003: So Do I
02/24/2003: Six Days A Week
02/23/2003: Thanks Very Much Father
02/22/2003: I'm Just Too Ugly
02/21/2003: A Few Beers After Work
02/20/2003: Catching The Rat
02/19/2003: A Nun Dies And Goes To Heaven
02/18/2003: An Australian Love Story
02/17/2003: Quaker?
02/16/2003: The Self-Assured Princess
02/15/2003: If You Were The Last Woman Alive
02/14/2003: F.F. or E.F. ??
02/13/2003: Houdini
02/12/2003: The Pope's Illness
02/11/2003: How To Revive Her?
02/10/2003: 50th Wedding Anniversary
02/09/2003: The Hit Man
02/08/2003: The Best Gunfighter Alive
02/07/2003: Confession is good for the soul, but ...
02/06/2003: The Penis Poem
02/05/2003: Confessional
02/04/2003: Shit
02/03/2003: Sex Jokes
01/31/2003: Coughing Problem
01/30/2003: Jingle Competition
01/29/2003: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
01/28/2003: 85 Year Old Couple
01/27/2003: Dog Show
01/24/2003: Going Postal
01/23/2003: Three Knots
01/22/2003: The Grade School Field Trip
01/21/2003: Dirty Food & Clean Sex
01/20/2003: Meaning Of Symbols
01/18/2003: Top Honors
01/17/2003: Making Of Babies
01/16/2003: Smart Ass
01/15/2003: A Painless Way To Save Money
01/14/2003: Highway Patrol
01/13/2003: The Wheelbarrow
01/12/2003: An Old Woman Says Thanks
01/11/2003: A Minister, A Priest And A Rabbi
01/10/2003: The Wise Father
01/09/2003: "Strip-O-Gram"
01/08/2003: Scouting Trip
01/07/2003: Cold As Ice
01/06/2003: The Virgin Newlyweds
01/05/2003: Heated Argument Causes Hot Result
01/04/2003: Steroid City
01/02/2003: Artificial Body Parts
01/01/2003: Four Married Guys Go Golfing
12/30/2002: Watch Out For Those Lawyers!
12/23/2002: Black Panties
12/22/2002: Chet The Christmas Parrot
12/20/2002: Little Red Riding Hood
12/19/2002: A Letter From Santa
12/18/2002: I Like The Way You Think
12/17/2002: Hot Love
12/16/2002: S&M
12/14/2002: Get Weighed
12/13/2002: The Note
12/12/2002: Signs You're Watching Too Much Football
12/11/2002: Nuclear Power
12/10/2002: Birthday
12/09/2002: Everything You Need
12/08/2002: No Competition
12/06/2002: Martoutsy
12/05/2002: Two Prawns
12/04/2002: Naked Gardening!
12/03/2002: Custer's Last Thoughts
12/02/2002: Cream Of Weight
12/01/2002: Advantages/Disadvantages of Having a Threesome
11/30/2002: Old And Out Of Touch
11/27/2002: Men Can Be So Rude
11/26/2002: Give Me A Sign
11/25/2002: Cheap Date
11/24/2002: Do You Keep Stationery?
11/22/2002: The Country Doctor
11/21/2002: The Elderly Spinster And The Lawyer
11/20/2002: The Amish Elevator Incident
11/19/2002: Coldest Igloo
11/18/2002: My What Large .......
11/17/2002: Special Stickers
11/15/2002: Golf Lesson
11/14/2002: Your Hair Smells Nice!
11/13/2002: The Baseball Game
11/12/2002: No check please, just credit my account !
11/11/2002: "What is the difference between potentially and realistically?"
11/10/2002: Bend It
11/09/2002: Very Angry
11/06/2002: Expensive Date
11/05/2002: Hit The Road
11/04/2002: Private Cox
11/02/2002: Oldie Blonde Joke
11/01/2002: One Longstanding Wish
10/31/2002: Girls Night Out
10/30/2002: The Cross-Eyed Bull
10/29/2002: THINGS TO SAY DURING A PELVIC EXAM!
10/28/2002: The Milking Machine
10/27/2002: You Idiot!
10/26/2002: Kicking Animals
10/25/2002: Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:
10/24/2002: Green Circles
10/23/2002: Snow White Remake
10/22/2002: I'm Stumped
10/21/2002: Proxy Father
10/19/2002: King Arthur & The Chastity Belt
10/18/2002: The Stranger
10/17/2002: Why Nothing Is Better Than Sex:
10/16/2002: THINGS TO SAY WHEN STRESSED AT WORK!
10/15/2002: Change Of Plan
10/14/2002: A Little Test
10/12/2002: Work On Your Self-Esteem
10/11/2002: Hitch Hiking Horror
10/10/2002: Reincarnation
10/09/2002: Nerves
10/08/2002: Money In The Jar
10/07/2002: Wide-Eyed Lad
10/06/2002: Cookie Dough
10/04/2002: Retirement
10/03/2002: Billy Bob
10/02/2002: Fringe Benefits
10/01/2002: Who Enjoys Sex More?
09/30/2002: The Stranded Engineer
09/28/2002: Snow White And The Seven Peeping Dwarves
09/27/2002: Well Dressed Rooster
09/26/2002: That's Nothing!
09/25/2002: I want one of those hearing aids!
09/24/2002: Southern Women
09/23/2002: 30 THINGS A WOMAN WILL NEVER SAY
09/21/2002: Black Magic
09/20/2002: The Little Old Lady...
09/19/2002: 3 Times A Week!
09/18/2002: Breast Milk
09/17/2002: Elevator
09/13/2002: Sewin On A Wee Button
09/12/2002: A Sperm Named Martin
09/11/2002: What Will It Cost Me?
09/10/2002: Twenty-Five Inch Willie
09/09/2002: Cute Little Filly
09/08/2002: Believe It or Not
09/06/2002: Home For Lunch
09/05/2002: I Hear Someone Coming!
09/04/2002: Leprechaun
09/03/2002: Peggy Sue
09/02/2002: DAMN good Definitions!
08/31/2002: A Horse and a Chicken
08/30/2002: Tight Skirt
08/29/2002: Matter Of Life Or Death
08/28/2002: The Circus
08/27/2002: Nine....
08/26/2002: What Do You Want For Christmas?
08/24/2002: Doing What?
08/23/2002: Panty Peepers
08/22/2002: Hard Drinkers
08/21/2002: Offensive Language
08/20/2002: Peaches
08/19/2002: Poor Adam
08/17/2002: Multi-syllable Words
08/16/2002: Going Prepared
08/15/2002: Another Lawyer Joke
08/14/2002: 7 Dwarfs
08/13/2002: My Penis Is Orange!
08/12/2002: Provision of Nature
08/11/2002: All Over Tan
08/10/2002: Magnificent Couple
08/09/2002: My Hero!
08/08/2002: If Women Had Their Way…
08/07/2002: On The House
08/06/2002: The Frog
08/05/2002: The Poor Church
08/04/2002: The Tip
08/03/2002: Desert Breakdown
08/02/2002: Just Like New
08/01/2002: The Love Dress
07/31/2002: Gorilla Up A Tree
07/30/2002: Male Flight Attendant
07/29/2002: The Greatest Truck Driver In The World.
07/26/2002: Just like a Scot
07/25/2002: Mistress
07/24/2002: Thwarted Hi-Jacker
07/23/2002: Is He Mine?
07/22/2002: Totally Hairless
07/19/2002: Nuns On The Road
07/18/2002: Identical Twins
07/17/2002: Being Prepared
07/16/2002: Doctor, I've got this problem
07/15/2002: TWO Prostitutes - $50.00
07/12/2002: A plumber, an electrician, a dentist and a programmer.
07/11/2002: Baptism
07/10/2002: The Cabbie
07/09/2002: Approaching the Wife
07/08/2002: The Most Venomous Snake In The World
07/05/2002: Shake It Up Real Good!
07/04/2002: 30 Harsh Things A Woman Can Say To A Naked Man
07/03/2002: True Story....Hmmmm
07/02/2002: Ear Muffs
07/01/2002: Gator Bait
06/28/2002: Two Dollars
06/27/2002: Honeymoon
06/26/2002: Crazy Neighbors
06/25/2002: But It Itches!
06/24/2002: Trusty Police Dog
06/21/2002: The Wreck
06/20/2002: Pink Pussycat Boutique
06/19/2002: I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love
06/18/2002: Act of God
06/17/2002: Hold Still
06/15/2002: Lawyer Joke
06/14/2002: How Humiliating
06/13/2002: Door #1, Door #2 or Door #3
06/12/2002: Virgin Jackpot!
06/11/2002: Victoria Secret
06/04/2002: Adult Westerns
06/03/2002: Quality of Prostitutes
05/31/2002: Jill The Barmaid
05/30/2002: The Drunk
05/29/2002: Pinocchio
05/28/2002: Vaseline & Research
05/26/2002: Playing the Game
05/25/2002: The Nun and the Cab Driver
05/24/2002: Swimming Hole
05/23/2002: A Rose By Any Other Name!
05/22/2002: Who's a Horses ??
05/21/2002: Gone Fishin'
05/20/2002: Religious Bras
05/19/2002: Breast Watch
05/18/2002: Onestone
05/17/2002: Natural Balloons
05/16/2002: God's Punishment
05/15/2002: The Scotsman & His Kilt
05/14/2002: What's What
05/13/2002: Traveling Salesman
05/11/2002: Keeping Clean
05/10/2002: I Never!
05/09/2002: Escort
05/08/2002: Dog Pet Peeves About Humans....
05/07/2002: 32 Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men
05/06/2002: Yes Mom
05/05/2002: Doctrinal Sex
05/04/2002: Country Music Song Titles
05/03/2002: Heaven
05/02/2002: When Choosing A Mate
05/01/2002: What Was The Worst Sound You Ever Heard.
04/30/2002: The Fruit Grower
04/29/2002: Winning Big
04/27/2002: Birthday Suit Sleeper
04/26/2002: The Shipwrecked Scotsman
04/25/2002: Almost Every Night
04/24/2002: Taped To My Leg
04/23/2002: The NEED
04/22/2002: Gay Is Good
04/20/2002: The Pope's Expensive Shower
04/19/2002: Performance
04/18/2002: Is That A Spoon In Your Pocket?
04/17/2002: Not exactly pillow talk
04/16/2002: Adam being Unfaithful
04/15/2002: Wagon Wheel?
04/14/2002: Vasectomy
04/14/2002: Vasectomy
04/13/2002: Starting A Rock Band?
04/12/2002: Where Are The Monkeys
04/11/2002: Don't Tell Mom
04/10/2002: What Is Sex?
04/09/2002: Embarrassed
04/08/2002: Helping Out
04/06/2002: Mimic This!
04/05/2002: Nudist Colony
04/04/2002: 5 Kinds of Sex
04/03/2002: Weird Sex Laws
04/02/2002: Old Empire State Building Joke
04/01/2002: A Scottish Couple
03/29/2002: Porn vs. Religion
03/28/2002: The Original Text
03/27/2002: Beary Tale
03/26/2002: Dinner At The Ritz
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